First, dad and mom at Cruz’s daughters’ personal faculty had been tremendous pissed, sending copies of the school’s written policy to reporters outlining how Cruz’s transfer to have an impromptu trip would technically take his daughters out of college for lots longer than the weekend—you recognize worldwide journey and COVID-19 and all of that. Then the photographs of Cruz’s stroll of disgrace, dragging a really sturdy rolling baggage bag—fairly massive for somebody planning on turning proper round. Possibly he at all times travels with the chains he “solid in life,” that he made “link by link, and yard by yard”?
Lastly, studies got here out that Sen. Ted Cruz’s unique return ticket, the one which abruptly acquired bumped up was booked for Saturday. That’s in a whole lot of days from now. This bit of reports led to my favourite meme of the day.
Calling Sen. Ted Cruz a hypocrite is offensive to the concept of hypocrisy at this point. He’s both a sociopath or one thing so laborious to diagnose there will likely be a whole wing of psychology dedicated to it sooner or later sooner or later.
Lastly, Teddy shoed up on American soil the place he stood in entrance of reporters along with his spanking model new Patagonia puffer jacket and stated he “made a mistake.” However extra importantly, as individuals chanted “resign, resign,” Ted Cruz stated he made the mistake of making an attempt to be a “good father.” Sounds a bit of bit such as you don’t assume you made a mistake. In truth it sounds so much like your daughters made the error of considering their dad wouldn’t use them as a publicity human protect to guard his political profession from the slings and arrows of his historic failures as a human being and politician.
